CD ON SALE!
EverythingEnglish.com currently has the lowest price for our CD.
SONG SAMPLER
Song samples and mp3 bundles available at CDBABY.com
MUSIC VIDEOS
"Scottish Cock", our first music video is here!
HUMAN HORSE BLOG
Ricky Plankton (official band sycophant) posts the latest band gossip.
ASK THE BAND
Read the faq's or email your own question to everything_english@yahoo.com
PHOTOS
Photos from the "Scottish Cock" video are here.
ASK THE BAND
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SONG SAMPLES?
A: Yeah you might try checking the top of the page. -Ricky Plankton
Q: IS THE HUMAN HORSE CD ON SALE ANYWHERE?
A: Yes, you might try looking at the top of the page for the link. EverythingEnglish.com sells them. -Ricky Plankton.
Q: DOES HUMAN HORSE HAVE ANY VIDEOS?
A: For f*ck sake, YES! Look at the top of the page for the music video link you God d*mned tool. -Ricky Plankton
Q: IS "LITTLE OWL" A GIRL?
A: Yes.
Q: HOW DO I JOIN THE LITTLE OWL FAN CLUB?
A: Not sure yet. The guy starting the club lives in Germany. Details to follow. -Little Owl
Q: IS PAPA TOOL WEARING A KILT?
A: Not exactly. He's fashioned the flag of Scotland into a makeshift kilt. He's also kitted out with a stocking over his face and a Leeds United football shirt. -Ricky Plankton
Q: DOES HUMAN HORSE PLAY ANY LIVE GIGS?
A: Yes they do. But the police or private neighborhood security usually shuts them down before they get more than a couple of songs in. It has to be somewhere private like a rave or you have to pay them extra for bail money to get Papa out of jail. It takes a bit to get them to turn up. -Ricky Plankton
Q: CAN WE BOOK HUMAN HORSE TO PLAY AT OUR FRATERNITY?
A: Yes, they get lots of requests for that, but the sorority girls have to be instructed not to call the cops. It's more expensive to book them now. Ever since Papa Tool got arrested for using filthy language in Dade County, he's less excited about playing live. -Ricky Plankton
Email your questions to everything_english@yahoo.com
MUSIC VIDEOS
"Scottish Cock", featuring lead singer Papa Tool in angry pursuit of redneck, Danny Applewine.
Human Horse, Ad #4 "That Price Is Too High", featuring Scott Brownsteen as Terry Mays from Wellville, and the song "I Fondled Myself".
Human Horse, Ad #1 "Two CD's For The Price Of Two", featuring Scott Brownsteen as Danny Applewine and the song "Yorkshire Ambulance".
Human Horse, Ad #2 "For Less Than A Cup Of Coffee A Day" featuring Scott Brownsteen
Human Horse, Ad #3 featuring Scott Brownsteen
"Wellville Texas" featuring the music "C'mon Baby, Suck My Knob" by Human Horse.
"The Wednesday Club" by Human Horse. Featuring drummer Bragas Chicas at home.
"Yorkshire Ambulance" by Human Horse. Drummer, Bragas Chicas slags Leeds United and Tottenham to music.
